You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. (Point your wand at girls crotch and say). Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now. Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. Your kiss is like a dementor's.It takes my soul away! Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section! I'll show you tonight.īeing without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. Im not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? "Have you been using Accio? Cuz I've been coming to you every night"ĭid you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous. Lets practice Alohomora.you can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets! Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time. Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work! Hey, baby I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!
"I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets"
I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows" Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical! "My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood" I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin! Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Cause your drop dead gorgeous.
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